(I got this through an email group I belong too, a member of the group has written this and is still working on it)

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE DEMOCRAT IN 2008 AFTER FOUR YEARS OF PRESIDENT KERRY

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare
his morning coffee. With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily
medication – his heart is bad, lungs are fowled up and he’s ready to die from his
smoking and heavy drinking – and partying- but that is his right because he is
still free to make his own decisions – (for the time being).

His medications aren’t safe anymore because some of his brother liberals
fought to insure their price was way low. So they are now imported from all
over the world. (that is IF he can get his meds since his liberals fought so
hard to make sure the price was low, the US med companies have closed up due to
high production costs and many frivolous law suits brought about by the
unfettered gouging attorneys.) Those driveling Republicans tried to pass tort reform
but his brother libbies made sure their favorite attorneys still have all
their freedom to gouge the med companies and Drs. That’s progress.

All but $10 of his medications were paid for by his employer’s medical
plan because some of his liberal union workers fought their employers for
paid medical insurance. The stupid republicans had cut taxes on everyone. But
unfortunately his medical insurance has been canceled due to the insurance
company going bankrupt. His libbie brothers lawyer law suits again. His salary
has gone down too because of his company having to pay higher and higher
amounts just to give basic benefits. And the taxes on his company has been raised so
high that they almost went under while his taxes are steadily creeping up
too. But his president assures him that this is OK to do since corporations are
evil.

He was going to eat breakfast but can’t – since his wife left him, he has to
take the kids to school on his bicycle. He had to give up the SUV. They were
made illegal because they guzzle gas and the US ran out of gas because we are
no longer allowed to do drilling in sacred ground (earth). His wife left him
when she decided that she no longer needed him and decided to marry her
girlfriend. Family values have changed now so that’s no problem. That is after she had
an abortion – but that saved him some child support so that’s a good thing.
If he dies, his heirs will now include his wife’s new wife. This is only fair.

He’ll grab a veggie burger on the way in to town. Bacon and eggs are no
longer eaten in America. Theresa has allowed PETA and some other libbie foundations
to give all animals rights above humans so there are huge fines for eating
animals or their products. His kids now take a pill to compensate for the milk
they use to drink. His dog was taken from him as well – it’s now illegal to put
an animal in slavery even if they did enjoy it. Oh well, he’ll make it out in
the world on his own.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is
properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total
contents because some liberal fought for his right to know
what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. But unfortunately
it is empty. Due to the new laws that shampoo can’t contain the dangerous
chemical “soap”, so it has been recalled.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he
breathes is clean because his environmentalist liberals fought
for laws to stop industries from polluting our air no matter how hard the
republicans fought it. So therefore there are no more chemical plants operating
to pollute the air. And all gasoline automobiles have been outlawed. Only solar
or electric power is allowed. But electric power is under fire because of the
burning of coal (which is an earth product and therefore protected).

Joe begins his work day. He had a good job with excellent pay,
medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some
liberal union members fought and died for these working
standards. Joe has a bad day and gets a pink slip because his company is
finally closing due to the enormous tax hikes and restrictions that have been put
on the company. They can no longer afford to pay anyone. But that’s OK,
because the government has announced that they are going to take over most of the
companies so everyone can go back to work. They will also pay his salary but it
will be just what he needs to live on. But not to worry, all his medical has
now also been governmentalized so it will all be free now along with his meds.

He can’t speak of God in public but he still prays in his heart. Many have
lost their jobs when it was found that they speak of God. At the very least he
would be sent south to live on a worker farm. No immigrants are allowed in so
many Americans have been sent there to work as migrant workers. But that’s OK
because someone has to do it – and most of them ARE in the RED states.

If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he’ll get a worker
compensation for his time off but only if it is approved by the government
first. They know best.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some
bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal
wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking
system before the Great Depression. Unfortunately the bank tells him that
interest rates have gone up to 28% so this will cause his mortgage payment to
triple. But that’s OK because they promise that soon no one will have to pay for
housing – all will be subsidized by the government. Whew.

Joe no longer has to pay his below-market federal student loan because some
liberal decided that Joe and the government could handle Joe’s money better
than he can. His Social Security account has been taken over for his own good
too. But that’s a good thing because the government will care for him.

Since the government has now expanded their control over educational loans
and mortgages, they have decided to change all housing into subsidized housing.
He has to get rid of his garden and lay concrete in his yard – and NO
basketball hoop. He also cannot have a room mate because that would put him over the
limit for a single family unit. He can no longer play loud music and must only
watch CBS on the TV. Football games are allowed on Sundays only. The free
networks on cable and satellite have been sited as being against government
opinions so have been blocked. He also must not display his American flag or he’ll
be deemed a “flag waver” and no one will speak to him again.

Joe is finally home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at
his farm home in the country. He was going to get in his car for the drive.
His
car was among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car
safety standards. However safe as it was, it was recalled by the government for
emissions standard violations. Those uninformed republicans even tried to block
the recall. It is too far to ride on his bike so he will call his dad and see
how he’s doing out on the farm if he can get a free phone line. The phone
company has put a limit on 3 calls a day so the lines will be free for government
calls to Hollywood stars. Now that all his father’s livestock has been
released, he makes a meager living by growing broccoli. But he can’t sell it
commercially because he is not a federally licensed farm. Food could contain germs
that could make a person sick. So he sells it to his neighbors in secret. If he
gets caught he will be imprisoned. Since all guns were confiscated by the
government, Joe’s father must carry a club with him to defend himself against so
many wild animals that are now free roaming. They are so overpopulated since
the hunting ban was put on that it is no longer safe to walk about outside.

He finally gets a ride to his father’s home. His was the third generation to
live in the house financed by Farmers’ Home Administration because bankers
didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electricity
until some big-government liberal (FDR)stuck his nose where it didn’t
belong and demanded rural electrification. However the electricity has just
been cut off due to his father not being able to pay for it. His social
security has ended and since none of it was set aside in a private sector, the
government has taken it all. His pension is no longer because his company went
bankrupt.

Joe heads back home in his friend’s electric car for the ride home, and tries
to turn on a radio talk show. The radio only spews out information with their
version of the news, government information and weather. The talk shows have
been deemed derogatory toward the best interest of the country and have been
taken off.

Joe hears from his friend that all his freedoms that were fought so hard for
by the brave Americans through two centuries was all for naught. All the
troops are home but had nothing to do so the military is being disbanded as well.
He can’t understand a word as he flips through the stations. You see they are
all broadcasting in French or Arabic.

Deb in Oklahoma