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Gonorrhea Lectim
Posted by Raven on January 31st, 2005
Gonorrhea Lectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced “gonna re-elect him”). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:
Anti-social personality disorder traits;
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
chronic mangling of the English language;
extreme cognitive dissonance;
inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia;
inability to accept responsibility for actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
uncontrolled facial smirking;
ignorance of geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Bush in Texas.
February 1st, 2005 at 1:13 am
roflmao…the left will think the same as the right…but we will both be on the opposite side of what we think the other group is.
Will there ever be any help for us…
February 1st, 2005 at 6:57 am
Doctor Day
Today’s Dose of NIF
February 1st, 2005 at 9:04 am
Cute!:razz:
February 1st, 2005 at 9:04 pm
:oops:Being more awake today, I hope this post didn’t offend anyone. What ever came over me to put this up is beyond me. Sure it’s funny, but sort of nasty as well. Raven is blushing big time now.