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Posted by Raven on December 19th, 2005
Michael has a Christmas song for snipers and those who like them. I read it and my coffee went a spewing everywhere…I love it. LOL
Shots a ring
Are you listening?
In the lane
The blood’s glistening
A beautiful site
We’re happy tonight
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland
In the street a baby’s crying
As you stop to set the bomb
He lined up for the kill
Then your brains will spill
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland
In the field you can build a big bomb
Then pretend you’re really someone else
He says: Are you leaving?
We’ll say: No way
But we can do the job
When you’re around
Later on
We’ll conspire
As we dream by the fire
Of faces so afraid
Of the plans that we’ve made
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland
When we shoot
It’s thrilling
Through our sites they get a chilling
We chamber a round
One shot and you are down
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland
December 19th, 2005 at 11:00 am
I guess i’ll just never get conservative humor…
December 19th, 2005 at 11:00 am
sorry that should read “humor”.
December 19th, 2005 at 3:10 pm
You have no sense of humor.
I should have wrote, this goes to the song
WINTER WONDERLAND.
It turns me on, this version.
LOL
December 19th, 2005 at 7:13 pm
Yeah, it seems that death and destruction turn you on. At others expense of course.
December 19th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Also, half of that shit doesen’t rhyme or keep a coherent scheme for the lines that do rhyme.
Actually I have quite the sense of humor, I even tend to laugh at much darker stuff than that. This just isn’t funny to me, it seems like the demented scrawlings of a sociopath.
December 19th, 2005 at 7:33 pm
I’d like to know what’s not funny about brains and blood spilling everywhere? Ever seen the Kennedy autopsy photos? Freakin’ hilarious!
http://www.celebritymorgue.com/jfk/jfk-autopsy.html
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/family1.gif
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/family2.jpg
December 19th, 2005 at 9:14 pm
Well that one’s funny. I mean the way the brain flap kinda hangs there. But c’mon that ones an anomaly.
Super patriot: Did you ever hear about that video game where you get to re-enact the Kennedy assassination?
It’s supposed to be a project to prove that the one shooter theory is possible, but it’s so impossible to actually recreate it that you allways get bored and just start shooting the govenor’s wife instead?
I never understood what made them think that someone would spend 60 dollars on a game that only lasts two minutes anyway, it’s just not good marketing. Oh, the outrage too, yeah I think that was more harmful than the marketing.