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New Release from Al Qaeda Productions (TM)
Posted by Raven on June 30th, 2006
Check it out! Al Qaeda Productions has just released a new audio showing of it’s top star, Osama Bin Laden. In this full featured production, Bin Laden praises the work of the recently passed on-to-heaven-to-be-with-his-72-hairy-virgins, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.
19 minutes of great listening.
Our Islamic nation was surprised to find its knight, the lion of jihad (holy war), the man of determination and will, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, killed in a shameful American raid,”…
The lion of jihad is no match for the eagle of freedom.
“Even if we lost one of our greatest knights and and princes, we are happy that we have found a symbol for our great Islamic nations, one that the mujahedeen will remember and praise in poetry and in stories secretly and aloud,” …
Poetry? Are the freaks gay or what??
In the tape, bin Laden’s voice sounded breathy and fatigued at times.
Yeah? It’s because he misses his gay friend al-Zarqawi.
These audio shows are a real thrill to hear and watch. One wonders if anyone in Hollywood should consult with Bin Laden to make these primative tapes more modern and attractive. I’m sure Michael Moore would volunteer his skills as a producer.
June 30th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Poetry? Are the freaks gay or what??
Yeah? It’s because he misses his gay friend al-Zarqawi.
God isn’t art and poetry so GAY! OMG LOL Van Gogh what a faggot!!!1(one)! Probly missing an ear because someone stuck their dick in it.LOLZ.
:roll:
So are you planning on challenging him to a fight by the monkey bars or what? Seriously, what are you fucking 13 years old?
June 30th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Get a life.:x
July 1st, 2006 at 7:28 am
Looks like Timmah loves this brokeback jihad crap.
July 2nd, 2006 at 4:01 am
Good ones guys, really got me there. Just face the fact you wrote a mindlessly immature, allmost funny simply because of how unfunny it is post.