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I want to be Illegal
Posted by Raven on August 3rd, 2006
Fed up with illegal immigration? Are you pissed off that Illegal criminals have more benefits than American citizens? Write to your Senator. Michael did.
As a native Coloradoan now living in Arizona, and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. For som ereason they told me to bring a head of lettuce and you would find me a jobs that pays $50 per hour with no taxes taken out
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S.citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you sponsored. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.
That’s great Michael. I’m gonna follow suit here and do the same- a letter will soon be written for my Senator who supports the McCain amnesty bill.
