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History Lesson: Military Uniforms
Posted by Raven on September 7th, 2006
We should remember the origins, history and tradition of the uniforms worn with pride by militaries around the world.
For example, a long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. Taking him to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked, “Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don’t you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?”
In his bland English way, the colonel informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats are so that if they are shot, the blood won’t show and the men they are leading won’t panic.
And that is why, from that day to this, all French Army officers wear brown pants.
From Seth in an email.
September 7th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
Sad part is… it’s true. :mrgreen:
September 7th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
bwahahaha!
September 8th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Definitely funny for witless teenagers and for Raven
Well done Raven
I’m sure you will be able to count us one more stupid story like this.
What a pity you don’t know any kind of REAL british humor…
But try again and you will perhaps manage to make a best joke.
Good luck
September 8th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Pierre,
You should never let the truth upset you like this.
Look, go to Google. Type in “French military victories”, then click on “I feel lucky”.
September 8th, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Just for you Pierre.
September 9th, 2006 at 1:46 am
Seth,
don’t worry . I was not upset, just a little… (how can I say that?) surprised by the “level” of the joke.
I don’t need to go to Google to type in “French miitary victories” dear internaute. I know the French military history.
When I’ll have more time, I’ll try (with my poor english) to explain you all that.
See you soon!
September 9th, 2006 at 1:51 am
Tank you Raven, I’m deeply touched by your kindness.
September 9th, 2006 at 4:27 am
You’re welcome Pierre.