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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
Posted by Raven on November 18th, 2006
01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It’s Cool Whip time!
04. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
05. That’s one terrific spread!
06. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
:twisted:
November 18th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
***THUD***
November 19th, 2006 at 7:48 am
mmMMmm Michael- my cool whip co-conspirator…
ready for seconds???
:)
November 20th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
A few more sayings:
Keep whipping until it gets stiff!
Was that really your first roll? Did you like it? Care for another?
Grab that towel and clean up the drippings.
Honey, did I tell you there’s another one in the oven…
November 22nd, 2006 at 10:08 pm
Tsk. Naughty. ;)