How do we capture a cow fart?
Posted by Raven on April 29th, 2007
BWAHAH!!
BARMY Euro MPs are demanding new laws to stop cows and sheep PARPING.
Their call came after the UN said livestock emissions were a bigger threat to the planet than transport.
The MEPs have asked the European Commission to “look again at the livestock question in direct connection with global warming”.
The official EU declaration demands changes to animals’ diets, to capture gas emissions and recycle manure.
And how do we capture a cow fart??????
They warned: “The livestock sector presents the greatest threat to the planet.” The proposal will be looked at by the 27 member states.
The UN says livestock farming generates 18 per cent of greenhouse gases while transport accounts for 14 per cent.
So…let’s change their diet? And feed them what? (rolling my eyes once again).
**UPDATE***
Duncan has the answer. Right here.
April 29th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup
And a happy Sunday to all! This pinup is by Gil Elvgren, with a wee bit of help. It's supposed to be national dance day, but, it is surprisingly hard to find a good dancing pinup, so, instead, I am declaring national "lie around naked in a to…
April 29th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Perhaps now would be a good time to invest in cork futures.
April 29th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
COW CORKING.
A new business venture. Lemme look into this. LOL!!!
April 30th, 2007 at 12:01 am
this is Precooked prime rib….sweet, just the way I like mine.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:50 am
I like mine rare….