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Size Matters. Dammit.
Posted by Raven on May 2nd, 2007
LOLOLOLOL!!!! :twisted:
Think about it, if you have a 5 inch penis and the pubic hair is three inches, then subsequently you have a two inch penis if she is going to give you fellatio (that means blowjob meathead!). When a man performs cunnilingus (think pie eating), most prefer a woman who is shaved or at minimum, trimmed down.
I personally like the “runway” shave. So if we prefer to eat our food follicle free then won`t she?
NO!
For the love of nerds and halfdimwits. As I once wrote here…baldy bits are a major turn off for me.
As for size mattering…yes. It does.
The guy who wrote this article advises men who are NOT well endowed to seek SMALLER women!
If you are not a big guy, then date smaller women, especially women with small hands. Women like their guy to be taller than them most of the time anyway so if you date a small woman with small hands then when she holds it, it will seem bigger even to you.
THAT is not fair to ME. How come I have to suffer because some man suffers? BULL TICKING SHIT.
ANY man who follows the (not so very good) advice of the above linked site is a GAWD damned loser who deserves to be alone and always seeking a date. DON’T GO THERE.
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:13 am
Advice on sex from someone who clearly lacks first-hand experience.
I dont like pubic hair myself (no reason), but it doesn’t bother me so much I would go the trouble of removing it.
May 3rd, 2007 at 7:09 am
I am extremely fortunate to have an absolutely enormous penis. The only word to properly describe it is “vast,” although “breathtaking” has been used now and again by some of my female friends.
Of course, this is all 100% true. Would someone lie to you on the internet?
May 4th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
The size of either partner’s body parts mean nothing to me. What one can do to bring satisfaction and total gratification to their partner is more important. It is what is within their minds, hearts, needs, and desires that concern me. If hair bothered my partner I would always be clean-shaven for her.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
“The size of either partner’s body parts mean nothing to me.”
Let me translate that for you … “I have a small penis.”
Sorry man, I couldn’t resist.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
SR, I just like people to be natural. I can’t stand the fakeness factor in anyone, LOL…and for some reason I always associate privates hair removal with fakeness.
I know. I am weird. It’s just me.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Weebs, I don’t have one so I don’t need to lie about it.
LOL…and I AM SO HAPPY not to have one and worry about THIS shit.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Weebs. translate that any way you wish to. A huge prick does mean as much to most ladies as does their being satisfied, and a lot of what it takes to do that is love, caring, and emotions. Ladies, correct me if I am wrong.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Don, hehe, there is skill involved with pleasing another. Make no mistake about that.
I aim to please, but I have certain things that are off limits when it comes to that. Shaving, waxing and otherwise balding it is one of those things. Al la natural…or nothing. LOL…my standards.
Men who shave down there totally turn me off. And yes…I have walked out when I see it.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
WEEBS!!
THAT was cruel!!
Damn men…no wonder you all have such a hang up over what hangs!
BWAHAHAH!!
May 4th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Raven, note that I said, “If hair bothered my partner I would always be clean-shaven for her.” Of course if it didn’t I would never let a sharp implement get that close to my joy stick.
May 4th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
LOL….I guess I am a bitch then. Cause I don’t care what my partner would want when it comes to hair. It’s there for a reason, AND it can be part of some pleasure if men know how. Ahem.
Most don’t.
What matters also, is an ability to stay in control. Enhancement- drug free of course…both partners need this SKILL.
May 4th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
frankly I prefer at least trimmed on a lady……the full on wild woman bush bit is not for me……as for size I don’t get complaints BUT I wouldn’t listen if I did….being a man as long as I get my cookie I am good.
*ducks from Raven throwing things and runs off laughing
May 4th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Oh…so Kender finally lets the truth be known. Pfft. ALL men care about is getting their damn cookie. They could care less about ME getting mine??? Well BYTE ME Kender. Wait…no…I have to do some trimming first, but then………..
BWAHAHAHAH!!! I just bit Kender’s head off!!!
May 4th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Raven, all men are like Kinder. My pleasure is derived from providing pleasure to my partner. I would hope to be able to bake all the cookies you can make.
May 4th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Well, I like to keep myself neat and trimmed, but the nekkid thing?? Fuhgeddaboutit!!! Been there, done that, endured the rash. Blech.
Fortunately, the Beloved Hubby just loves my whole, erm, package, and after 20+ years is still enthusiastic about jumping me every chance he gets. He’s such a randy bastard, and I love that! ;-)
I will agree with Don that the love and laughter and true intimacy that a close couple enjoys can make up for a lot of “faults” in each partner. After all, when you’re both out to truly please the hell out of the other, the dimensions of various body parts aren’t quite as important.
Of course, I will confess to a womanly enjoyment of eye candy though!
– Kat
PS Oh, and K-man? Raven just invited you to bite her. I’d suggest you check with your Lady first, but if you get the go-ahead, you should maybe start with some sensuous nibbles…. *snicker*
May 15th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Most of the liberals that I know are big pricks.