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Rain Drops (no Pork Chops) Keep Falling On My Head
Posted by Raven on August 1st, 2007
More Muslim protests. This is in Great Britain:
A group of Muslims have opposed plans for a pet food factory to be built as possible pork emissions will violate their religious rights.
Butchers Pet Care could shelve plans for a factory in Coton Park, near Rugby, because angry Asian families have complained to their residents’ association about pork smells drifting into their garden.
Muslim residents in the area also claim the pork will effectively “rain down” on their homes and gardens after the factory’s 100ft chimney has pumped the meat extracts into the atmosphere.
All I think of is this: Pork Chops keep falling on my head…like that song Rain Drops…
August 1st, 2007 at 9:31 am
“Pork emissions.”
Sounds like a session of Congress.
August 1st, 2007 at 11:59 am
Victimization. Bah.
Meat extracts?? From the chimney? Man, that is called CO2, not “meat extracts”. This is just getting ridiculous. That is like a having a plant next door that makes cars, or windows. Do I get car extracts on my head, or window extracts on my head. Retards.
This reminds me of the story of Gen Blackjack Pershing supposedly coating bullets in the pig lard before executing Islamic extremists down in the Phillipines so that they would be unclean and go to hell. Someone came out and said that that was bogus as that would not prevent the muslims to become unclean. How is this any different? I’ll see what I can dig up.
August 1st, 2007 at 6:35 pm
WOMD!!! THAT’s funny as hell. And very true!!!
August 1st, 2007 at 6:36 pm
LOL Duncan…Muslims just look for reasons to be offended. Sheesh.
August 1st, 2007 at 6:37 pm
mmMMmm the thought of pork got me hungry and we had these the other night:
August 1st, 2007 at 8:46 pm
I have Muslim neigbors a few lots over. Maybe I’ll grill some pork chops and set up a giant fan to blow the fumes their way. :twisted: