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Sean Penn – Uberdouche Extraordnaire (BREAKING: And Evolutionary Scientist)
Posted by Duncan on August 6th, 2007
Apparently Sean Penn has been going to school at night and weekends because he MUST have a doctorate in evolutionary science. I only say this because of his brilliant comment here:
When asked if he wants the United States to win the war in Iraq, Penn replies: “I think we’re past that point in human evolution where there’s such a thing as winning wars.”
Really. We don’t win a war. In the mere 60 years since WWII ended in victory for the allies, our political and military objectives can never be met? My haven’t we evolved. I thought this was something that took MILLIONS of years… OHHHHH! I think I know what he means to say. He’s going for a doctorate in philosophy, that at the end of the day, no body really wins in a war. Yeah. Sure buddy. We might not “win”, but we sure as hell can lose.
This man is truly a brilliant mind. He is so sophisticated he even hangs out with proponents of Free Speech such as Hugo Chavez (complete with required Che photo)
Oh, and the AP goes on to talk about all of Sean Penn’s excellent activist credentials, like when he (and a photographer and publicist) went to New Orleans to “help” in the aftermath of Hurricaine Katrina. Remember?
Let me refresh your memory:
EFFORTS by Hollywood actor Sean Penn to aid New Orleans victims stranded by Hurricane Katrina foundered badly overnight, when the boat he was piloting to launch a rescue attempt sprang a leak.
Mr Penn had planned to rescue children waylaid by Katrina’s flood waters, but apparently forgot to plug a hole in the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its launch.
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With the boat loaded with members of Penn’s entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander taunted the actor: “How are you going to get any people in that thing.
Sean Penn + White Flak Jacket + Personal Photographer + Bass Boat =
UBER-DOUCHE EXTRAORDNAIRE
Cross-posted @ Duncan’s.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Uugh. I just saw sumthin about this on FOX. What an ass.
Next we’ll see SEAN FOR PRESIDENT signs.
He makes me puke. Liberal, limp dicked prick.
August 7th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Yeah. He’s one of the hollyweird elites who fashion themselves as more than justa pretty face but somehow a pseudo-intellectual…
August 8th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
GAWD he makes me ill. As do many of these self inducted uber douches of the lowest order…there is a lot to that saying
SHUT UP AND SING
(as Raven grabs the barf bag)