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4 Inch Manjoy Wonders
Posted by Raven on August 10th, 2007
Every once in a PurpleMoon I wander over the Dickless Wonder Site- you know, that place where Men are Always Better Than Women. One can read between the lines of Dickless Masturbates’ postings and guess what’s he’s been up to. Or, in Dick’s case, what he’s not been UP to. Heh.
(WARNING: Very vulgar Raven language under the fold…)
Personal ads are fine for men to have. Like most things, in the hands of men a personal ad can be both tasteful and hilarious. But like stripping, binge drinking, and voting, when women do it, it’s a sign of a major fucking problem.
Uh, Dickless, didn’t anyone tell you that Viagra only works for a few hours? Dude? And that it doesn’t effect size?? Dude!
Dick ventures into the online dating scene and finds it’s not all what it is made out to be: Men with small penises have the same problems online as they do offline.
For women, getting a date is like a man cleaning his bathroom. To get it done, all you have to do is lower your impossible standards, or drunk enough to feel comfortable showing it to your friends.
Yea??..women have what men want so it’s much easier for us to get a date. All we have to do is show a little cleavage and wholloah!! Men are all over US! Boobie size doesn’t matter…but penis size does. When a man shows off a small member, women run off as fast as they can. Laughing their boobs off!! Sorry Mr. Masturbates-all-by-his-Lonesome self…women are better than men when it comes to getting DATES.
If you’re ever convinced your girlfriend is crappy enough to stop having sex with (and she most probably is), here’s a fun mantivity for you to manjoy. Point your internet browser over to the nearest personals site.
The 4 inch Wonder-Dick wants us to read between the lines he types. So let’s have at it!!
For every 5 pounds your girlfriend should lose, a personals girl should lose 20.
Awe…Dickie-Less must have fallen for one of the Craiglist adverts from a ladee…who presented herself a bit different than who she really is. And even she laughed hysterically at that 4 inch wonder you call a penis.
For every guy your girlfriend has fucked, a personals girl has fucked one twice her age.
Yep…and HE was much more skilled at fucking than Dickie-Wishes-His-Was-Bigger could ever hope to be. Can you feel the anger? The jealousy?
For every joke your girlfriend doesn’t laugh at, a personals girl says “soulmate” seven times.
You’re a boring (non)Man, Dickless. Face it. Women don’t laugh at your jokes…but they do laugh at the size of your penis. Every time they see it.
For every penis joke your girlfriend laughs at, a personals girl has a “date rape” anecdote.
Dickless, your penis (size) IS the joke. And the references to date rape are just an attempt, a distraction really, to make you feel better dude.
For every bill your girlfriend hasn’t paid, a personals girl has had two cars repossessed and only one of them was hers.
Cialis comes in two pill forms…tablet or soft chew. I recommend the Soft Chew for you, Dickless.
For every unwanted phone call you get from your girlfriend, a personals girl will call your parents looking for you when you don’t pick up.
Do you ever wonder why your phone bill is so low? Have you ever questioned whether it works? No one calls you 4 Inch Rubber Dickie. You’re a BORE.
For every awful perfume your girlfriend has, a personals girl has ten synonyms for “big fat fuck”.
Viagra loses its effect after a couple years of use. Then the 4 inch wonder pricks of the world shrivel up even more and become totally useless. Dick-Less is starting to realize this now. How depressing.
For every time your girlfriend has fallen asleep on you at 10:30, a personals girl has passed out drunk in a bar.
Well…remember that guy who was twice her age? She didn’t fall asleep or pass out with him. Do you suppose the problem is you? I would.
The Penis is the secret ingredient of evolution.
And so are these:
What good is a penis when the man above it is dumb??
And you thought using those enhancers would increase your pitiful and hilarious size…like so many men, you’re a dumb fuck. Dumb fucks don’t get fucked Dick.
Dick Masturbates posts yet another classic here…he, along with the fan club of small-penised men who drop sympathy comments are quite the group. Perhaps they should all fester and fume together, showing off these things to one another? Instead of taking out all their anger and flustrations on women?
Until next time.
August 10th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Whoah.. I like the boobies at the end.. whose are those…. :oops: :mrgreen: 8O
August 10th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Heh.
WHOSE do you think?????????
Certainly not DICK’s. He don’t deserve such goodies.
pfft.
August 10th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Oh, and I am glad I don’t have a 4 inch penis. Poor, poor pathetic bastards. Ofcourse, someone should have told him, it’s not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. Can’t blame everything on an uber-small penis, if you suck in bed, perhaps you just suck in bed…
Seriously.. nice boobies..
August 10th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I just stopped by that guys website. Whats wrong with it again… :wink:
August 10th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Actually Duncan most of these non men over at that site have 2 inch members, but they’re all using enhancers so this is where the 4 inches come from…
hehehehehe!!!:twisted::twisted::twisted:
LEAVE THEM BOOBIES ALONE!! They mine. ALL MINE!!!
August 10th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
And you don’t fool me. No man can do that.
I know you all go over there and secretly agree with most the bulloney…sure, some of you even laugh at the 2 inch club crap. It’s ok though. I am thinking, JUST thinking, of a WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN blog…
Cause we are. :mrgreen::mrgreen:
August 10th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Women.. better than men? Maybe at staying home baking pies and making babies…. :?
August 10th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
You can gain two inches from that drug enhancing stuff.. man… :idea:
And I won’t make any more comments about the nice rack…
August 11th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
“For every 5 pounds your girlfriend should lose, a personals girl should lose 20.”
That was actually kind of funny :D
Come on, ok, you don’t like the guy, but mix up the short dick jokes with the fact he probably has bitchtits, lives in his mom’s basement, smells bad, pees in a cup so he doesn’t have to get up from blogging, sometimes accidently drinks from the cup thinking its his glass of Tang, etc.
The short dick thing just gets tedious :p
August 11th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Dick gets tedious too. With his nonstop rampages about women. So I will go on and on here, at my site, which I own and pay for- about the short and limp dicks of the world who congregate to that site. Men who speel on like that are not real men.
I hope I offend some with this post too. Dick’s too much of a chicken shit to reply here even though the stats show he’s been here on and off for many many hours. Spineless wimp.
August 11th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
O well jeez I was just aayin’ :P
and its “spiel” /runs away
August 11th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
dw- BITE ME.
Speel is speel or speil or spiel or whatevah! (lol I’m at work…long day…spelling isn’t something I worry too much about right now)
:mrgreen::mrgreen:
August 11th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
As am reading Raven’s comment to dw.. I noticed that she is now officially professional “blog tease” (eyes right to the categories block. Right above.. yeah.. right there above the title.) Now I know why she put a picture of the nice knockers at the end… to tease Dick… ahhhhh….. :twisted:
August 11th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
You know.. that last line I wrote could be taken many different ways.. I need to get my mind out of the gutter…. sheeesh… :mrgreen: 8O
August 11th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Duncan, some friendly advice: First rule of holes…
August 12th, 2007 at 12:05 am
*post*
August 12th, 2007 at 6:26 am
Dick is a twat. A pathetic loser twat.
I find it interesting that Dick the twat is so adamant that men are better in bed than women are, too. I’d venture to say I would agree, but I haven’t–and have no plans to–find out. I guess it’s a subjective thing, though, and his experiences must tell him that men are indeed better in the sack, at least for him.
Not sure why he’s so woman-hating, though; most gay men I have known are pretty cool with women. It’s kind of disturbing, actually–you always hear about the woman-hating gay men being serial killers and shit. I sure hope Dick the twat isn’t that kind of gay man!
August 12th, 2007 at 9:22 am
oh the Professional Blog Tease? LOL!! A long time reader/friend sent me the image and told me it is so me…so I plastered it up. I’m not sure what it really is all about and I don’t consider ME to be a tease. A flirt, yes. Social? Yes. A party gal? Yes. A drunk blogger at times, yes INDEED. But not a tease. LOL!!:mrgreen:
August 12th, 2007 at 9:25 am
uugh!! Dick hates women so he can’t be teased..no no.
The nicest boobs in the world give him cause to see red and become even more paranoid and delusional. Wimmin are out to get HIM…
NO, they’re not actually.
One thing: Any and all women are better than Dick.
August 12th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Beth gets it. References to the PurpleMoon (purples being the trade color of the gay man…)
Dick the twat…he should have a vagina because the 4 inch wonder is no ASSet for him. (But to the other men who flock to his site his ASS is an ASSet)
AND Yes…he knows men are better than women in the fine arts of gaymanjoy love.
:twisted:
August 12th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Really, I think the guy means it as a bit of satire, and the outrage he evokes is probably calculated, and he’s most likely tickled that he gets such a rise out of women on other blogs, especially attractive ones.
Maybe its his way of ‘negging’ you. A buddy told me about how sometimes he’d really try to piss a girl off, because it generated heat, and anger is better than indifference, and the strong emotion of hate or anger is not far removed from arousal or even infatuation.
So I’m thinking all this is just a ploy for Dick to drip his honey on Raven’s twatwaffle, to borry a term from MVRWC.
’spossible
August 12th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Raven
Looks like Preston Taylor Holmes over at Six Meat Buffet has a post about Dick. Go check it out.
August 12th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
dw, oh no. If you can stomach it go read some of Dick’s past posts…he goes back a few yrs.
He is an ass. A pompous fat ass who is lonely, probably pimple faced and poor. He probably has a little penis too….he can’t attract women so he attacks them instead. Typical of a male who denies his own responsibility in life.
Dick has been pestering me and other Cotillion gals for over a yr now…most the time we ignore him but every now and again he gets to us…I for one chose not to always ignore the prick. And I call a prick a prick when they deserve it. Dick is a small prick indeed. He visits here ALL the time but has no balls to join the comments to defend his opinions and issues; he has NO BALLS and that is the biggest turn off there is.
His honey tastes like snake vomit. He will never know what MY HONEY tastes like nor will he know a good woman when she’s on top of him. Because he’s such a loser and whiner and a negative person.
He has issues. Serious issues. And quite the audience of fellow men who seem to agree with his vile shit. Too bad…we need more real men in this world and that species, the Dickheads, ruin it for many others. So don’t defend him or make excuses for him. Dick is speaking for many.
August 12th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
hmm. I read Preston’s post and, saw the Dickless wonders thoughts about Disney princesses.
Read between the lines on that one too: Dick tried to date a woman who had some expectations. He didn’t meet any of them. A woman who proabably had small expectations too- a naive gal…and he couldn’t even CON her. (Of course every woman is taught to run away from those small penises)
August 12th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Well, then you guys are probably the only true interaction he has with real life girls, other than the pizza girl or the technician at his back waxings.
I’m sure he revels in your attention.
As a long time net denizen (good name for a band!) I find that nothing completely destroys a troll like starving him. If he emails, don’t acknowledge. No matter WHAT he posts, boycott it. He won’t know if you saw it or not. It will drive him batshit.
I know these guys (I run a big net forum since ‘97, not so actively now) and silence is their poison. They need feedback to live. Like tinkerbell, if you don’t believe in him, he’ll die.
Don’t go to his site, don’t respond if you hear about something he says, don’t answer his emails, delete his comments.
Unless of course you somewhat enjoy the game and it gives your blog heat, then continue on, but pretend you don’t like it ;)
/plays Thus Sprach Zarathustra as I stride away imperiously
August 12th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
I have nothing to add.
Except “NICE RACK!!”
That is all.
Weebs out.
August 12th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
I have fun with Dick’s stupid posts. And highlighting his ignorance is what I intend to do…yes he pisses me off but you know what- thats life. No sense arguing it.
I ignore him most the time though…he is useless to me. I prefer real men in my life who aren’t scared of a woman who is strong minded and willed. And one who speaks her own words without mincing. Dick would last about 10 seconds with me before I shredded him to pieces.
August 13th, 2007 at 1:55 am
I have my shred proof underroos on.
Come at me, female!
August 13th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Shred proof skivvies? Were you a jarhead???
August 13th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Raven, I probably too late with this advice here, but my dad always told me: don’t lead with your chin
August 13th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Dude. This post now has 31 comments… and I hate to see the search engine hits on this one also…
August 14th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Raven, you’re a little too defensive methinks. It’s obviously an Andy Kaufman schtick with some funny shit in there. But to each her own, of course.
And I second what Weebs said. Does that get me blackballed too?
August 15th, 2007 at 5:35 am
Hey Preston;
No I’m not defensive. This is a fisking post. Humor. All in fun. Manjoyitis is the disease Dickless has…and I do make fun of him because he is so pathetic…funny? only if you’re a man, right?
You’re never blackballed from here.
August 16th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Man oh Man — I go away for a week and Raven’s posting her boobies.
I gotta get out more. If this is a ruse to get me back on the site, it’s owrking . . . .
~~JD~~
August 16th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Uhmm . . “working.” (No, I was NOT typing one-handed!!!)
~~JD~~
(Hmmmph!)
August 17th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
LOL!!
That old ass Dickless 4 Inch Wonder has been back here, every day, checking in 6-8 times…and staying for what appears to be many minutes…he’s probably drooling over the boobies he’ll never have. Mine or any other womans’! He is such a manjoy now isn’t he?
Maybe he needs a bottle of Jergens Lotion.:twisted:
August 19th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
K-Y Warming Fluid is a FAR superior product for a variety of applications; including backrubs, muscle cramps, and, uh, “Low Lubrication” situations with your partner — as well as those moments you just want to spring something a little new on ‘em.
And, of course, Manjoy wonders, I would also assume . . .
I’m telling you, buy stock in K-Y now. When word of this stuff becomes commonplace, it will skyrocket. (The stock, I mean . . . )
(Heh.)
~~JD~~