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I LOATHE Florida College Football Teams….
Posted by Duncan on September 20th, 2007
Seriously.
I loathe them.
Almost as much as I loathe Michigan, Notre Dame and USC. In fact, the only way I think that I would even look upon a game between two Florida teams as being successful is if a large meteorite fell on them as they played. Harsh. Maybe. I am just in a nasty mood right now.
(Ed. Note : Said author’s Texas A&M Aggies are getting their proverbial asses handed to them by Miami (FL) as we speak (24-0 at the half). In the interest of full disclosure, author has also had three (or four) wheat ales so he’s more emotional about his team than usual. However there have been no injuries caused due to emotional outbreaks of outrage.. so all’s good… except for the Aggies getting pounded like they’re in the middle of a prison rape….)
September 20th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
WHAHAHAHAHAH
Drunk blogging are we now? I’ve done that here a few times. LOL!!!
September 20th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
You must be in absolute drunken giddiness if you’ve watched my Seminoles play this year :mrgreen:
September 20th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
D-1A, Thugs, scumbags and welfare cases.
Give me D-3 and NAIA.No scholarships, period. Good idea.
The BCS is a joke. Make them play it off on the field.
In fact the only D-1A game I watch is Army-Navy. Players with character and commitment.
This Old Retired First Class Petty Officer has spoken his piece.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Uh…I think Duncan has passed out= maybe he drank ten more beeahs.
BWAHAHAHHA!!!:twisted::twisted:
September 20th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
I hate Miami. Stay Classy you douche bags. I wish you a horrible season and may every team you play make you hang your heads. In fact, I wish Miami all of the success Notre Dame has had this season..
I unfortunately have to work tomorrow, so there will be no getting trashy drunk tonight… plus it will fire up my GERD should I press it too far… but damn I could use a few more beeaahs… perhaps even a few shots of Patron to cap it off…
Damn it. I hate losing. And I hate losing to douche bag Florida teams. Assholes… one and all. (Atleast no Miami players pulled off their helmets and used them as weapons…. thugs..)
September 21st, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I wouldn’t wander too close to any Aggie bonfires in your state of conciousness. You’d probably increase the ARS workers comp premiums by 500% – and we need you here, not in some stupid hospital.
Does this mean you’d favor global warming? After all, if we just get about a 15-20 foot rise in the ocean level, all your problems with Florida teams would be solved (except with their water polo teams).
As for me, I have no horses in this race…