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What’s it going to take to get her into bed?
Posted by Raven on January 10th, 2008
FOX News’ Sexpert thinks she knows IT all.
Hmm.
My responses to her advice:
1) Beeah.
2) DON’T come within a thousand feet of me with these. I will kill you.
3) MY hands do the walking, not yours. You’ll always like what you feel. Me? I have to like what I feel first. Although I do melt from a really good massage.
4) I don’t dress for anything. It’s jeans, tee shirts and sneakers. No matter the occasion.
5) Pink Floyd. Hours and hours of Pink Floyd music.
This article at FOX is the corniest pile of crap I have read in a long time. THANK GAWD I like being single and can do without all this stupid phony drama from men.
