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The Hollywood HagBags
Posted by Raven on April 23rd, 2008
When I’m bored or need some blogging fodder, I look no further than the fashion-Hollywood ego-fluff-type magazines. They never let me down. Most folks know I love making fun of the rich and famous- and since most of them have no talent it must be all about something else? It is. Their make up.
In Style claims to have access to the very private, very personal ever sought after MAKE UP BAG of the Hollywood High lifers. Damn. Can one judge a personality based upon what’s inside these germ infested hideous mini suitcases??
Whoever she is? She has a problem with her paleness perhaps? No- she uses a TAN BOOSTER whatever the fuck that is. And
Hmm…I count two different lip color products here. Why is that? Are her lips the same color as her face? Or do we like certain colors for certain moods or moments??? Oh and that nail color called Kennebunk Port is about as MAINE as it doesn’t get.
Fercryinoutloud…she designs…scrubs. That is all. They suck too BTW. Made of cheap materials and the striching comes out after two washes. So here we have “convertible” eye color? WTF is that? Does it magically change or what? And you gotta love the names they give this crap…the colors…a eye shadow hue here is called “Pout”
This is the least amount of face goop I’ve seen so far in these collections. Hmm- VENOM FLASH? Sounds a bit strange to me but whatever. And is there three check painters here (blush)??
What’s with the pink tweezers anyway? And who IN HELL SPENDS $62.00 on a make up brush?? Hollywood women, that’s who.
I would be a total hypocrite not to share the contents of my make up bag. Except I don’t have such a thing. I also don’t wear makeup. I do carry an old beat up leather book bag with me when I’m going to work or away for an overnight or ten…and I do own and use the following products which sort of fall under the category of “It’s ALL ABOUT ME!!”
The old trusted product that heals most ailments, keeps flesh soft and supple and is all natural.
Parched and dry lips DO need attention. I use my Vaseline on them a couple times a day, but I prefer this crap:
And finally, the only other product anyone will find in my bag; these work wonders for me…they’re easy to use, sanitary, compact and can be used almost anywhere. Got sweat? Got oil? Got dry itchies? No matter- these sheets take care of it all…
So there we have it. The Hollywood HagBag contents and the simple person bag contents. Bet mine is a lot lighter.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:56 am
My old UNCLE in San Fran has a similar bag? He lived near Nancy Pelosi I hear?
April 24th, 2008 at 10:07 am
LOL I can imagine what is in Nancy’s bag. Oh my.
April 27th, 2008 at 8:48 am
I imagine Nancy’s bag would be similar to the Wicked Witch of The West’s.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Eyedrops.
:: blink blink blink blink ::
I imagine there are eyedrops in Nancy Pelosi’s bag.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
She has to have something in there…superglue for keeping the eyes wide open?? Gah.
LOL!!