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Fellow Demonstrators: We Might be Pooping Our Panties
Posted by Raven on June 17th, 2008
Planning to demonstrate? Are you an activist? Watch out for the governments’ latest weapon of choice. It’s harmless, really, but causes some embarrASSment in many senses of the word.
Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon – known as the “crap cannon” – that might be unleashed against them.
Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.
First of all, I seriously doubt this “weapon” exists as described. In fact, Mythbusters says it is not. Too bad, though. This would make an excellent weapon of MY choice to use against the losers who have planned the re-Create-68 demonstrations in Denver.
But Glenn Spangnuolo, also with Re-create 68, isn’t taking any chances. He said he has no doubt that Brown Note exists, and is preparing his group for confrontation. “Whether it causes someone to defecate in their pants or not, I don’t know that,” said Spagnuolo. “What I do know is that it causes a person to be disoriented and lose their equilibrium resulting in a nauseous feeling in their stomach.”
More troubling to Spagnuolo is the “Active Denial System” or “ADS,” a ray gun used to send high levels of microwave frequencies that cause a burning sensation the skin.
He described ADS as an “indiscriminate weapon” and said “there’s no long-term testing on what happens to the body when exposed to those kinds of microwave frequencies.”
Glenn has a big ego. I posted about this so called demonstration months ago and he commented; since then he has visited this site frequently, using search terms that include his name.
He’s an ego surfer. It will humble him well to shit his pants. Nothing like that to bring a person back down to the level they truly belong in.
Don’t worry, though, Glenn. Here at ARS, I am taking up a collection of adult briefs to be sent to you. Patrons have sent along baby bottles and stuffed toys and soft blankies for you to use as well.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Just another day in the life of the Reality Based Community. They really are unhinged. Heck, some of them would probably like crapping their pants, just to experience something new.
Member the 2004 GOP convention? Liberals were smearing themselves with crap so that cops wouldn’t touch them and arrest them.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Yeah I forgot about that Teach….eeww…talk about spreading diseases.
Freaks. But from I head this weapon isn’t what it’s being promoted to be. LOL, I wish it were what they say though. I’d have fun with that!!
June 17th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
And if it is what the loonies are saying it is, who could tell the difference with the majority of welfare-roll terrorist protesters? Except that, instead of crapping on the streets and stumbling/falling into it they do it in their pants? At least we wouldn’t have to worry about stepping in it then.
June 18th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Before ya laugh too hard, google ’sonic weapons’ and ‘directed energy weapons.’
Don’t rely on wiki to have up to date information.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:42 am
Beware of the hygienically challenged mosh pit POOP generation degenerates that need DDT in one’s personal space! Like Uncle George Carlin says, “Why do the skanks protest at PRO-CHOICE rallys when any average to good looking conservative guy wouldn’t get near one… bombed or not?”
June 19th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Well they could sue the government if they developed diaper rashes. BWAHAH
June 19th, 2008 at 8:18 am
Get a set will yah Warren? I HOPE such a weapon exists.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I consider it unlikely that Glenn’s motley crew of protesters will be a sufficient threat to require police forces to unleash new weaponry. I would think that Obama has caused a substantial attrition in the ranks. Actually, I suspect Glenn was expecting Hillary to be coronated, which would probably have mobilized the extreme left, but the Democrats have co-opted much of his base. Meanwhile, the disappointed Hillary supporters aren’t exactly going to join Glenn.
What if you called a demostration and nobody came? We may see the answer to that question in Denver.