ARS on Twitter
RSS
Coke-spew-through-nose Alert!
Posted by Duncan on August 2nd, 2008
Via Mike @ Cold Fury who links from the People’s Cube.
In a brilliant move, which media pundits are describing as audacious, Barack Obama has chosen himself to be his own running mate. “That’s how I roll,” Obama told reporters in a briefly held brief briefing during the intermission of a Bon Jovi concert, after which he dropped the microphone with a loud thump. As he left the stage, members of the press corps ripped off their shirts and threw them toward the stage, while their female colleagues threw their panties, all of them experiencing what can only be described as “minimally disguised orgasms.”
An Obama spokesperson explained the decision as the obvious choice: “Who better understands Obama’s vision of Hope and Change than Obama? I know I don’t.” The rhetorical question had the mainstream journalists shrugging and nodding.
The celebration of unity between Obama and Obama, as well as between the mainstream media and the Democrat Party was interrupted, however, when a divisive McCain supporter asked whether the move was constitutional. She was quickly beaten to the ground by Al Franken in an idealistic attempt to stop the divisiveness, and is currently said to be in serious, but stable condition, at a Bethesda, Maryland hospital.
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
This absolutely cracked me up….until….I realized you weren’t making this up….IT’S ALL TRUE!!!
I wonder if the MSM is feeding Barack Hussein Obama’s (aka Steve Urkel)cocain addiction. Judging from their Obamagasms, it’s BO whose mainlining the Alhabet Soup Guys!
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Past cocaine use is an issue with you? Hmmm…let me think of someone whom used cocaine in those “wild college years” of his and went on to attain the highest office in the land…I think his name was….George W. Bush
Youthful indiscretions are of little concern to Joe Voter. Most of us know or know of someone that did drugs in his or her younger days and years later had/has achieved “success”. Nobody cares. Except out of touch commentors like the one above.
And the Steve Urkel comparison is going nowhere fast. Perhaps you should try some cocaine. It might even enhance your creativity just a tad. Who knows?
PEACE
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Now, don’t call Obama “Steve Urkel”. First of all, in all seriousness, Obama can’t help being a scrawny, long-legged Black guy any more than McCain can help being an old white guy with skin problems.
Not to mention it’s a slander on Urkel, who never tried to deceive anybody.
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:16 am
[...] is Barry going to choose as his running mate? And Rightly So! has the [...]
August 4th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Obama and Urkel. What a combo.
Obama thinks so highly of his self anointed self he should be his own running mate.
August 6th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
HAHA!
Thanks for posting! I needed that! After all the scariness of BHO’s policies and double-speak…this really lightened my mood!