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Posted by Texas Pundit on October 8th, 2008
Hey everybody, this here’s the Texas Pundit. A Rip-Snortin, Gol-Darned, Gen-U-Wine Texican here to tell it like it is. I’m no George Bush or Big Hair Perry, I’m more like Texas John Slaughter. I’m conservative and damn proud of it. I’m a Texas Veteran and was stationed at Fort Polk and Fort Benning where I went to OCS. I come from a long line of Army folk and I will be damned if I let anyone put down our military on any post I make, so don’t even try. I don’t ranch, I don’t do Oil, I damn sure don’t do high falutin Houston Style and as far as I’m concerned, JR Ewing was a pansy that deserved shootin’.
I’ve been invited by the lovely and curvaceous Raven to join this rag-tag bunch of conservative misfits and I aim to take names and kick ass. If you are one of them libruls you’d best have a good argument up your sleeve cause if you come around me and toss bull shit, I’ll delete your comment or better yet, re-organize it so that Karl Marx will think you are a conservative.
I can’t stand Mr. Obama, he is a damn socialist through and through and even more importantly, he is an empty suit. He’s like ole George Bush, all hat and no cattle. I don’t even like Senator McCain as he is far too librul for me. Mrs. Sarahcuda however is just fine and I expect her to be the Presidential nominee of the Republican Party in 2012 unless John McCain gets up off’n his duff and starts openin’ a can of whoop-ass on Obama. If he turns in more performances like he did last night he’s gonna lose and this country will survive four years of Obama, but it won’t be nice.
Now, I’m a-willin’ to bet that just because I talk this way, you folk may think I’m some dumb assed hick what wouldn’t know what teat to pull on a cow, but you gotta know that I’m well past drinkin age, I have an advanced degree and have owned corporations. Still own one in fact. Not a big one, not a great big money maker, but it’s all mine and that is more than Mr. Obama can say. I know what it takes to make a payroll, I know what it means to make business mistakes and have to pay for my error. I know what it takes to help people reach their potential, and by the sweat of their own work, not cause I gave them a handout.
I’ll be postin on this here blog from time to time, not necessarily any thing regular, and you can catch some of what I say over to my other site The Texas Pundit but mayhap if Miss Raven gives good back-rubs, I’ll stick around here. Oh, and I’ll be usin’ regular English too, this was just an exercise in showin’ y’all my gen-u-wine Texas Bonafides. We clear on ‘at?
Y’all will be gettin’ used to my sign off too — “At least that’s the way I see it on this side of the Pecos River.” So, you be sure and come back for some out-standin’ commentary and ideas you can take to the bank, and this bank never closes!
At least that’s the way I see it on this side of the Pecos River!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
YAY Welcome Tex! And thanks for joining us here…you’ll fir right in with us and we all welcome your posts.
Back rubs??? Who me?? I give GOOOOD back rubs and other rubs too…heh…
:bwah:
October 9th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Glad to see you here, Tex. Judging from your first post, your contribution should be interesting and lively … and we like that.
Semper Fi
October 9th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Thanks Mustang and Raven. I aim to tell it exactly like I see it with no punches pulled.
October 9th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Welcome aboard, Tex. I’m quite new here myself. Good to see that our small part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is growing.
And by the way, if I recall correctly, that bum JR Ewing did get shot. (I, too, am well past drinking age.)
October 9th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Welcome, Tex!!!!!!!
Hey, where’s my Pirate Icon?
October 9th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Welcome Tex. Glad to see another fellow conservative here on the Southern Front. If you ever get out to San Angelo/Abilene area… shoot me an email…. drinks will be on me… :party:
October 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
It’s a good thing you’re from Texas, because you sound strangely familiar, like a guy that used to be on Wide Awakes Radio, WAR, he went by the handle of *Bubba* and damned if you don’t sound like his bubba… :roll:
October 9th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Fred, there’s more than a few “bubbas” in my family, some of ‘em even know how to read. Well, one does!
October 10th, 2008 at 7:44 am
OH! Hey Teach I will put YOUR icon back up- JUST FOR YOU.LOLI took them all down cause they were kind of…obnoxious. But the Pirate will be back. For you.
:pirate:
October 10th, 2008 at 7:47 am
What’s all this bubba talk??
Around here it’s
BUBBAH
New England accents only!!
:mwah:
October 10th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Whats a “New England accent” Cain’t say that I’ve ever heard one! :bwah:
October 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I think it sounds something like, “Pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd.”
I once heard a theory about a wormhole for R’s. R’s are sucked into the wormhole in Massachusetts and re-emerge in Texas. Thus, a Mass “car” becomes a “cah”, while the town of Lago Vista sounds like “Largo Vista”.
(Full disclosure: I have been to Lago Vista, TX)
October 10th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Thank ye kindly, darlin!
I reckon’ I can work on that thar New England type accent. :pirate:
October 11th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Did you learn nothing from the reign of King George? You hired a simpleton and that’s what you got. Now you love Simple Sara, who’s every platform mirrors King George’s? The Couric interview showed her thought processes when she was put on the spot, and it revealed no in depth knowledge of the issues whatsoever. but you would love to have this person running this country? In the debate, she said to Biden: “You said recently that higher taxes or asking for higher taxes or paying higher taxes is patriotic. In the middle class of America, which is where Todd and I have been all of our lives, that’s not patriotic.” Excuse me? it’s not patriotic to pay for all those things you have ordered? Do you go into a restaurant and order the steak and only pay for the drink? She defends the Iraq war and the surge. Who does she think pays for these things?
McCain has lost touch with who he once was, but Palin is just too ignorant of the issues to even be considered. And the fact that McCain chose her shows serious problems with his judgment.
October 11th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Y’all think Ms. Brenda might be a librul? I think she is. Poor thang!
At least thats the way I see it on this side of the Pecos River! :bunny:
October 11th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I’d say that Bubbas buddy hit that one square on the head, Brenda is one of those tinfoil hat Libbers… :bwah: