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Posted by Duncan on November 29th, 2008
BERLIN — The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.
The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.
The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48 centimeters (6.09 inches) long condoms, about 3 centimeters longer than Greeks, whose condom size requirement was the most modest.
Wait. Wait. Wait. This indeed could be true. After all, we did have a influx of American and German DNA into the French women culture during WWII.
November 30th, 2008 at 8:25 am
BWAHAHAH….the French are the biggest? At that size??? No wonder Europe is declining in the aspect of human reproduction.
Ooops did I say that?? How bad of me. :twisted:
November 30th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Since the French are prone to lie you can take away an inch, at least. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Something the French seldom do. 
November 30th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Wait a minute, the article said this was a Europe-wide study. Why didn’t they discuss penile widths, or were the results too embarrassing? I call bait and switch.
Also, I am highly skeptical of any male organ study that depends on self-reporting techniques. Too much opportunity to cheat or just flat-out lie.
I would put more credence if the researchers had the partners doing the measuring and reporting – though I suspect the results would be quite different (and much shorter).
December 1st, 2008 at 9:48 am
I remember reading a report about the size of, uh, male parts, in which the average was about an inch shorter than I had previously heard. This implies two horrid possibilities. Either we’ve shrunk 8O or we’ve been lying. :twisted: