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Barry’s Well Toned and Chiseled? Gimme a Break!
Posted by Raven on December 26th, 2008
What’s all this hoopDEElah about his physical appearance? I read some article about how HEALTHY the Obama’s are…BWAHAHA- I dare to argue that point. HE SMOKES.
I guess he decided it would be good to take part in a photo opt, non-nonchalantly of course.
Before: Dec 2006 After: Last Week
Now I have read headlines stating how “chiseled” Barry’s abs are….NOT. HOW toned his pecs are….he’s got manboobs fercryingoutloud. That ain’t a healthy sign.
While he isn’t FAT, he sure as hell isn’t chiseled and toned. He’s a skinny runt with some FLAB, as we see here- beginnings of love handles… See all those ripples over his belly? THOSE AREN’T toned abs. THAT IS FLUBBER. AKA FAT. 45 minute/day workouts will not be enough to trim it off.
I rate Barry’s physique right up there with Putins’. GAG ME. GROSS. MY POOR EYES!
What’s a good set of abs? RIGHT HERE:
..these will do also:
I suppose this post wouldn’t be fair and balanced or complete without some pictures of MY ABS.
The point here is that Barry is in no better shape than the average man who spends some time working out. He is not toned, nor chiseled. The media sluts need to get over themselves and perhaps get a life.
December 26th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
The Whores Of Print and Boob Tube want to recreate the Falsity of “Camelot” like the asshats in the 60’s
December 26th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
You’re gonna need to remove more clothing Raven as I can not see your abs clearly enough…
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December 26th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
While not impressive to look at, at least Putin is an expert judoka. I don’t think Barry has any similar physical talent.
December 26th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Camelot died in 1963. Trying to recreate it can only lead to constant comparisons, and Barry will never be JFK. Nor will his wifey be Jackie.
Jack and Jackie loved their country. They were Democrats, but in those days Democrats were much like Republicans are today. JFK would not be elected in today’s world- as a Democrat. No way.
December 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Actually she’s much more bony than I am. I have the abs, more so- but not the bones. Add some muscles to it and it might look more like me…gad those hips are just gross.
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December 26th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
The media whores report Barry plays an impressive game of basketball. I want to see him put it into real action: Let him play in a pro game! (NOT)
LOL
December 26th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Oh and besides her HIPbones, she’s hairless as well.
NOT ME. At least not where women….well you know what I means! Smooth and hairless is good in MOST places.
Same for the guys. The dudes in the ab shots WAX themselves hairless. EEEW. GROSS. STAY THE HELL away from me.
A man should only be bald on one part of his body.
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December 26th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
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Merry Christmas to all the folks at And Rightly So!
William Teach’s last blog post..Climahysteric Hysteria: 4 Foot Sea Rise
December 27th, 2008 at 2:15 am
Rave is just the way I want her. I will remove the rest of the clothing or unwanted hair with my teeth….
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December 27th, 2008 at 6:42 am
Merry Christmas Teach!!
December 27th, 2008 at 6:42 am
Michael,
***THUD***
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