In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.
-Ann Coulter
Warning to Parents & Libs
Don’t Be A Liberal: Never Forget
Religion Of Peace? MY ASS!
Nope!
NOBAMA
Duncan’s Stuff
In Memory of
Capt. Ernesto Blanco
KIA Iraq - Dec. 28th 2003
"We'd follow you to Hell, sir, but you damned sure didn't go that direction."
This video combines pictures from last year’s 9/12 Tea Party in Washington, DC with Twisted Sister’s We’re Not Gonna Take It, which has become somewhat of an anthem for the Tea Party movement. I was there, but do not show up in any of the pics. Created by the YouTube user Normn8or, and brought to you via Political Pistachio. (Hmmm, I wonder what lead singer Dee Snider thinks of this.)
“With this gauntlet strapped to your arm there is no question you are the man in charge! The three piercing spikes stretch 11 1/2″ long and are constructed from solid stainless steel. The palm cover is cast metal construction with unique details down to each “bone”. With an overall length of 17″, this monstrous handspike will not only protect your grip but will send your foes running in the other direction. “
Unfortunately, one reviewer (the only one that is) had this to say about the 30 bucks (plus shipping) he spent on this necessity of surviving the apocalypse:
“Its kinda cool, for a while. the skulls are so cheap and you can see how they were put on with gorila glue. A good grip… but the blades are pretty crapy. There made of stainless steel and there are just many better products. this might be cheap and great for a halloween party but not going to help you survive a zombie invasion or anything.”
Well, if it is not going to help me survive a zombie invasion…. then what good is it??!? Sheesh.
You need this.
To simply call it a bargain is not only an understatement, but practically an insult to my family and the shaolin temple. When innumerable henchmen are circling you in some martial arts tournament on a remote island, you aren’t going to be wondering whether your seven bucks might have been better spent on a Belle and Sebastian record or the latest Stephanie Meyer paperback. No! You’re going to be delivering an unbroken chain of perfectly placed blows as you wreck enemy after enemy in a prolonged series of one-on-one battles! You’re gonna be fighting enemies until you think your arm is gonna fall off and Super Saver shipping will be the last thing on your mind!
Although if you order five of these, you do qualify for free Super Saver shipping.
And at $6.97…. its a STEAL! Hurry. While supplies last!
Based on Tom Friedman’s article, the one talking about the virtues of China’s one party rule, this is apparently the first draft before revisions!
Watching both the health care and climate/energy debates in Congress, it is hard not to draw the following conclusion: There is only one thing worse than one-party autocracy, and that is a crazy one-party democracy that refuses to give us the stuff I want. Which is what we have in America today.
One-party autocracy certainly has its drawbacks. For example, some argue that one-party autocracies might not always do stuff Thomas Friedman agrees with. But this risk can easily be avoided if the one party is a reasonably enlightened group of people, such as China, and/or Thomas Friedman. Only through this one party system can we impose the politically difficult but critically important policies needed to move a society forward into a thousand-year empire of benevolent, iron fisted enlightenment.
It is not an accident that China is committed to overtaking us in electric cars, solar power, solar-electric tanks, energy efficient water cannons, batteries, and Bratz doll production. In a world of exploding middle class population, China’s enlightened leaders understand that a few extra top-down planned explosions are occasionally needed to remind those insolent middle classes who’s the boss, and not to stand in the way of environmental progress and the 5-Year WalMart Toy Production Plan.
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five
aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell ,
New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been
covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and
organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J.. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Found this over at Theo’s place, so I shamelessly stole it. Pretty darn good spoof…
For reference, here is the original 28 Days Later trailer:
BTW, 28 Days Later was not a bad flick. If you have not watched it, its worth your time. On the other hand, 28 Weeks Later, an obvious attempt to keep the franchise going and make some more $$$, sucked horribly and was littered with anti-American military attitudes… don’t waste your time on it.
Hidden beneath the U.S. West’s Great Basin, scientists have spied a giant blob of rocky material dripping like honey.
The Great Basin consists of small mountain ranges separated by valleys and includes most of Nevada, the western half of Utah and portions of other nearby states.
While studying the area, John West of Arizona State University (ASU) and his colleagues found evidence of a large cylindrical blob of cold material far below the surface of central Nevada.
This is so photoshop worthy…. especially with the gooey, dripping honey….
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