Why did the chicken cross the road?
Here uncensored (and unauthorized) are the collected replies of the management here at ARS:
Duncan
He heard me loading my M-4 and realized if he didn’t move out of range right away, he’d be my next dinner.
Raven
He was a dickless liberal wimp without any balls who decided to get out […]

Coffee. Marines. Make me laugh.

Speaking of Marines:
May 7, 2008: The U.S. Marine Corps has had more success than expected in attracting recruits, and has moved up the date for completing their current expansion. Last year, Congress ordered the marines to expand their strength from the current 181,000 to 202,000. At first, the marines thought […]

From an email:
Modern day folks answer that age old question:
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! And HOPE! It looked HOPEFUL!
JOHN McCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue […]

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I got two chuckles today…
The first was from Ace over at Ace of Spades…
Not Safe For Work Tattoo
—Ace
Really, not safe for work.
I can only think of two advantages to this tattoo: First of all, once you get the ink, you no longer have to fear the drudgery and tedium of a steady job, but have […]

Ahh..I knew, just knew there would one day be a medical defination of my ailment. I’ve always been called a nymph, but that didn’t do me justice.
This does:
In 1995, Jeannie Allen didn’t quite know how to tell her then-husband about her embarrassing health problem.
Her primary care physician told her it was all in her […]